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Does teabagging make you gay? NO!!!

topic posted Thu, March 24, 2005 - 7:42 AM by  Mitch
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Man I found this picture of me as a freshman wrestler in college. I posted it in the pictures. It's a picture of me with some guy squelching his nards into my face!!! Oh God that was bad. I didn't really notice at the time but the kid from the college paper took all these pictures and that was one of them. My sister scanned it for me so I could post it here.

Now my question. Does having a dude's sack in my face make me a gay? I don't think so but I'm kinda Joe Rogan scared about it. I don't know a whole lot about that stuff since I only date chicks, but if someone who watches Dr. Phil or something could help me out, that would be cool. I am kind of worried that once you get teabagged into the face your not the same. True it was wrestling and I couldn't help it but I gotta know if I might turn gay.
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Mitch
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  • Re: Does teabagging make you gay? NO!!!

    Thu, March 24, 2005 - 7:51 AM
    You are an idiot. I told you that something like this cannot make you "a gay." Homosexuality is a choice you make based more on body chemistry and personal attraction. A "nard squelching", no matter how aggressive, can't turn you into a homosexual. Although it can turn you into a bigger idiot, apparently...

    Why on earth would you want to share that photo with anyone? Where is your dignity? Was your opponent at least wearing a cup?
  • Re: Does teabagging make you gay? NO!!!

    Thu, March 24, 2005 - 8:32 AM
    Dude, U R such a fag!!! Look at that picture. Looks like you are enjoying it too much. So, did that guys sack smell like a taco? I used to have a chick who'd go down on me that said that all guys she ever went down on smelled like she was eating a taco. But not me! She said mine smelled like Old Spice aftershave. That was because I liked to put Old Spice on my balls before any girls went down on me. Is Old Spice poisonous? Because she got sick alot after going down on me.

    Sorry. I went off this subject. No, Mitch, you're not gay if you had gay relations with a wrestler on the mat. What happens on the mat stays on the mat. My school had a don't ask don't tell policy. When we were all striped down after a game running around the locker room slapping each others naked asses we didn't turn gay. I don't see why you have too? Just don't drop the soap in the shower. That part sucks. Hello, Mr. Broom handle!
    • Re: Does teabagging make you gay? NO!!!

      Thu, March 24, 2005 - 8:33 AM
      And P.S. You don't have to say Joe Rogan on every damn thread! Just the Fear Factor one, ass!
      • Re: Does teabagging make you gay? NO!!!

        Thu, March 24, 2005 - 12:11 PM
        Good because oh my God I got super sick last weekend off shots of Jager and Goldshlagger and Rolling Rock. I just didn't want to owe any shots of Jager right!!! The doctor says I had low grade alcohol poisoning and I gotta stop drinking like a horse's ass. So only beers for a while. So if I missed a Joe Rogan I'd be up shit creek, owing shots and puking blood.

        Yeah and I'm pretty sure I didn't get turned into a gay but I want to be sure. Dude I didn't sniff his nards!!! Man that would we gross especially if his bag smelled like a taco. I like tacos and that would ruin tacos, smelling like a dudes tackle. Besides the mats have a pretty strong smell and it would take a lot to overpower that. I guess if his sack was real foul I could smell it but no.

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